My new name

Because I have been cyber-named, I now am “daughter #2”. I have started this blog in protest to this painfully mundane name. On my mother’s blog I am referred to by this name. Just like the name she gave me at birth to survive with in the real world, I will have to survive in this strange foreign modern world we call the internet with the bland term “daughter number two”.
Because my mother loves to write fiction I have to correct some falsities that she said about me on her blog. I know saying these things is not her fault, because she was cursed with a love of fiction since birth.

• I have not, nor ever will, spend more than $50 on jeans.
• I forgive the tooth fairy and only blame myself for producing bad worthless teeth.
• I am not as boring as my terrible name suggest

I understand that the normal needy boring wannabe thirteen year old twelve year old would be a much more interesting character for the daughter of my mother from the fiction stand point. I am afraid that I let down my mother in not being normal.

I apologize, O great world of semi nonfiction!